2/01/2007

Update

Right then thought it was time for another blog update, has been nearly a month since I have got my arse in gear enough to write an update in this rather flimsy lightweight blog account. I think the main reason is the fact that the poker has been terrible over the past month and this culminated with a £750 loss at Soverign Poker in North Camp on Sunday...was a £5 re buy tourney aswell....ended up doing my nuts in the £50NL cash game.

Played really well in the £5 re buy and only spent £5 total in that, every single time my money went into the middle I was a favourite to win the pot, JJ hit quads by the turn on one board and 88 beat off AQ and QJ AI pre in another. Eventually I lost a big race pre flop with a5 vs KQ after I decided to re raise a weak player that i belived to have a weak ace or kq, kj etc. He called and the flop obliged and duly brought a Q, another case of the flop gods defying pure mathematics (im sure there is a god of flops out there, we have gods for everything else.....so why not!).

I have taken my credit card from 1600 to about £400 then back to £1750 and now it sits on just over 1200. Really need to get this down before James gets here from Czech Rep towards the end of feb so we can play some good live action. Overdrawn in the Bank aswell now which isnt good considering I have just been paid, so will have to rely on the credit card from petrol and monthly expenses.

Out this weekend for a friend's birthday in Fleet, promises to be a night of much mirth and merriment. I enclose the invitation/itinery:


Team,

Most of you know already, but we can't do the do-nut thing anymore because the ski slopes are full. Tried over at Aldershot and Bracknell too but no luck. Therefore healthy physical will be replaced by drinking and watching others play sport.

So the new plan looks a little like this:

Saturday 3rd Feb 2007: Dave's Birthday 2007 - Drunken Sport-a-Thon & Fleet Pub Tour.

1:30pm Meet in the Links for some Lunfast(*1) and a few early afternoon pints / G&T's(*2).
2:30pm Retire back to Casa-de-Hayward(*3) to begin drunken sport-a-thon simal-cast(*5)(*7).
3:00pm Chelsea begin 4-2 loss(*4) to Charlton.(*6)
4:00pm England kick off their 6 nations campaign with an impressive performance from returning rugby superstars including number 10 Johnny Wilkinson, number 13 Mike Tindall and number 11 Jason Robinson who will lead England to a massive 140-7 victory(*4) over the Scotts majoritively made up of power house driving run's from Tindall, lightning speed breaks from Robinson and drop kicks from Sir Wilkinson.
5:15pm Arsenal begin 3-1 win(*4) over Middleborough
7:00pm Official end of drunken sport-a-thon. Music, drinking games and high sprits to commence.(*8)
8:00pm Fleet Pub Tour commences. Start at the Heron on the Lake. 8:00pm sharp. (1 pint, one shot)
8:30pm The Links (1 pint, one shot)9:00pm Emporium (1 pint, one shot)9:30pm Propaganda (1 pint, one shot)
10:00pm Arthur(1 pint, one shot)
10:30pm The Oatsheef (1 pint, one shot)
11:00pm Super Jaxx V3 (Many many many vodka's)
2:00am One happy drunken mess of a 23yr old Dave. Whoop Whoop.(*9)
3:00am Kebab from Tiger Woods
3:30am Cool down to evening, guests to either continue drinking or find corner to sleep in.
4:00am Dave's drunken birthday threesome TBC(*10)

(*1)lunfast is a cross between breakfast and lunch and is widely considered to be the new 'Brunch', only better and more fun.
(*2) Only seriously cool people can get away with drinking G&T in public (i.e. myself and Stephanie Udall). Just ordering a G&T, let alone consuming one, without being seriously cool first can lead to rapid loss of social value and could lead to a life time of loneliness a drug addiction. You have been warned.
(*3)Casa-de-Hayward also know as Big Dave's Love Shack, Super Dave's Super Sexy Palace of Fun and Good Times and as 9 Bramshott Place Fleet Road Fleet Hampshire GU51 4QF.
(*4) Scores provided for entertainment value only and should not be used for or considered to be a real prediction of the future. The management accept no responsibility for loss of revenue or personal belongings due to bets being places on these scores.
(*5) Sporting Simultaneous Broadcast where either by using the picture in picture or a second television we will be able to watch all of the days sporting events at the same time despite the Rugby clashing with the Footy.
(*6) Saturday Afternoon Games are not broadcast on Sky Sports, this event will either be pay per view or not broadcast at all. In these cases we will either pay for the game or switch to sky sports news centre for live updates. Other alternatives during this time are to display Sky Sports News on one tele and that mornings Soccer AM on the other.
(*7) You will need to provide your own beverages for the afternoon drunken sport-a-thon however snacks and party food will be provided.
(*8) Weather permitting other activities for the day to include garden rounder's, bike rack walking (lofty, sit this one out) and twister.
(*9) Happiness guaranteed. Dave being coherent or awake however cannot be guaranteed.
(*10) TBC = To be confirmed. Those wishing to take part please send height, weight, bra size and other vital measurements / statistics to ??@hotmail.co.uk. Winners will be notified in writing 24 hours before the event. Once an application is submitted this will be held as a legally binding contract of consent.

Kind Regards

Birthday Boy

p.s. I want balloons.

Promises to be a good night methinks.....

Until next time, AB

1 comment:

The Hag said...

Indeed my friend. No more doing nuts before I get there. Especially 768 buy ins at a cash game.
Enjoy the weekend party, sound like fun :o)